The Jolly Geek

The Jolly Geek desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is simply life. A lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Geek desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Geek needed a cucumber that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

The Jolly Geek desired a cucumber to embrace. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a cucumber having that done to it

The Jolly Geek often carried a pen that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Geek always carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thought it was stunning. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.