Her Boring Geek

Her Boring Geek often carried a bat that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item chosen.

Her Boring Geek found a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Her Boring Geek desired a hat that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to select.

Her Boring Geek always kept a lava lamp to share. One might say this is an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Her Boring Geek looked for a crown that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a crown would be the item that was selected.

Her Boring Geek desperately searched for a ball that they would experiment on. It should be a new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a ball is the item to opt for.