Eccentric Geek

Eccentric Geek craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Eccentric Geek always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes eat. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was entertaining. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

Eccentric Geek needed a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly different activity, to you, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item chosen.

Eccentric Geek owned a sponge that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a sponge was the chosen thing.

Eccentric Geek owned a rubber chicken that they liked to experiment on. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. A rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Eccentric Geek looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels it was fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.