My Horny Geek

My Horny Geek needed a can of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

My Horny Geek always kept a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

My Horny Geek carried a magic 8 ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly different exercise, to you, but not to the Geek, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

My Horny Geek desired a stretchman that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. A stretchman was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Geek owned a Harry Potter wand to drop. It is a strange idea, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

My Horny Geek craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected it was spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.