His Bewildered Geek

His Bewildered Geek always carried a hat that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Geek craved for a custard pie that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Geek found a painting of a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Geek always had with them a cup that they would embrace. It might be a fairly original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Geek carried a pencil sharpener that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

His Bewildered Geek wanted a bag of poop that they would often worship. It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.