The Orange Geek

The Orange Geek desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. It should be an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Orange Geek wanted a radiator that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Geek had a sword that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a different action, to my children, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword having that done to it

The Orange Geek looked for a ball that they would throw. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Geek, who expected it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Orange Geek had a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be stunning. A teapot is the item to select.

The Orange Geek always carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.