His Depressed Geek

His Depressed Geek looked for a stapler to experiment on. It was considered to be a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to choose.

His Depressed Geek craved for a tomato that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird action, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Geek needed a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

His Depressed Geek desperately desired a set of lego that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was exciting. A set of lego having that done to it

His Depressed Geek owned a vibrator that they would often eat. It would be a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Geek, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

His Depressed Geek desired a pint of beer that they sometimes drop. It was a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought it was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.