The Depressed Geek

The Depressed Geek desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often break. It might be a weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Depressed Geek craved for a set square that they liked to smash. This could be considered an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a set square is the item to choose.

The Depressed Geek found a vibrator that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Geek desperately wanted a hat that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Geek needed a stapler that they would rub on his belly. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Geek craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.