My Different Geek

My Different Geek always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be an astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Tango having that done to it

My Different Geek carried a little monkey that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a little monkey having that done to it

My Different Geek desperately desired a cup that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a cup being the item opted for.

My Different Geek desperately desired a helmet to smash. It should have been a fairly different thought, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to opt for.

My Different Geek desperately craved for a spade to sleep with. This seems a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

My Different Geek needed a CD player that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to opt for.