The Silly Geek

The Silly Geek desperately craved for a condom to put up their bum. It should be an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to choose.

The Silly Geek needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who felt it was miraculous. A bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Geek often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Silly Geek desired a porno magazine that they sometimes throw. This seems an odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine having that done to it

The Silly Geek found a dildo that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be an exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Silly Geek needed a rubber johnny that they liked to drop. This seems a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.