His Weary Geek

His Weary Geek desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be sublime. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Geek always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. A magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

His Weary Geek always had with them a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

His Weary Geek always kept a rubber chicken that they would cuddle. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

His Weary Geek searched for a radiator that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to opt for.

His Weary Geek desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player having that done to it