A Square Geek

A Square Geek always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

A Square Geek always had with them a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

A Square Geek always carried a computer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a computer of all things.

A Square Geek wanted a custard pie to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

A Square Geek had a CD player to embrace. It would be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A CD player would be the item that was opted for.

A Square Geek needed a bat to break. It should be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the chosen item.