His Beautiful Geek

His Beautiful Geek desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

His Beautiful Geek desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Geek wanted a stretchman that they would share. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be amazing. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to select.

His Beautiful Geek desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often hug. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

His Beautiful Geek desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt it was awesome. Strangely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Geek often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes eat. This seems a curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.