The Stupid Geek

The Stupid Geek desperately needed a stretchman that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen item.

The Stupid Geek desperately needed a helmet to put in the bath with him. This seems an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Geek desperately desired a computer to drop. It was a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Geek desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Stupid Geek searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a different operation, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Geek craved for a wig that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was selected.