The Special Geek

The Special Geek craved for a mug that they would often worship. It was a fairly original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a mug is the item that was chosen.

The Special Geek needed a piece of paper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Special Geek owned a set square that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen thing.

The Special Geek always had with them a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is epic. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen item.

The Special Geek searched for a bat that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a fairly odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Geek desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.