A Eccentric Geek

A Eccentric Geek desperately wanted a mug that they liked to insert somewhere. It was an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Geek desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

A Eccentric Geek always had with them a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be fun. Honestly, a cup having that done to it

A Eccentric Geek desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Geek desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. It should have been a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Geek carried a tomato to sit and look at. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen item.