A Purple Geek

A Purple Geek found a sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Purple Geek always kept a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

A Purple Geek desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

A Purple Geek desperately desired a hat that they would put on his head. This seems to be a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item that was chosen.

A Purple Geek always kept a porno magazine to hug. It should be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

A Purple Geek craved for a custard pie to embrace. It would have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was fun. A custard pie was the thing that was selected.