A Foolish Geek

A Foolish Geek wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

A Foolish Geek desired a rubber chicken that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

A Foolish Geek wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Geek desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. It would be a bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.

A Foolish Geek carried a condom that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom being the thing opted for.

A Foolish Geek desperately craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen item.