His Crazy Geek

His Crazy Geek looked for a stapler that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a stapler having that done to it

His Crazy Geek desperately craved for a stapler that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stapler of all things.

His Crazy Geek desperately wanted a big sponge that they would play with. It should have been an odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. A big sponge is the item to opt for.

His Crazy Geek owned a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

His Crazy Geek desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was exciting. A melon being the thing opted for.

His Crazy Geek always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.