The Colourful Geek

The Colourful Geek had a can of coke to annihilate It might be a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Geek craved for a custard pie that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was epic. A custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Colourful Geek looked for a condom to eat. It should be a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to select.

The Colourful Geek desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Colourful Geek found a cup that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Geek desperately desired a stretchman that they would often annihilate It is considered to be a different operation, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.