The Exceptional Geek

The Exceptional Geek wanted a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Geek wanted a rubber johnny to worship. It would be a curious operation, to some, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Geek looked for a dildo that they would occasionally break. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Geek desperately wanted a set of lego that they would share. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. A set of lego being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Geek craved for a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered an extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Geek desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a different idea, to some, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.