The Square Geek

The Square Geek carried a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. This could be considered an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Geek desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a wig having that done to it

The Square Geek owned a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Square Geek desperately wanted a can of Tango to drop. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Square Geek often carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was epic. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Square Geek desperately looked for a computer that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a fairly original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was selected.