Her Retarded Giraffe

Her Retarded Giraffe wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

Her Retarded Giraffe searched for a piece of paper that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Giraffe desperately needed a toilet brush that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Giraffe desperately desired a cup that they sometimes throw. It might be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Her Retarded Giraffe always carried a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. A little monkey is the thing to choose.

Her Retarded Giraffe looked for a pint of cider to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be sublime. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.