The Bewildered Giraffe

The Bewildered Giraffe desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often share. It was a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Giraffe looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Giraffe always carried a hat that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird action, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a hat is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Giraffe searched for a stapler that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was sublime. Bizarrely, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Giraffe looked for a wig that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Giraffe desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a pen being the chosen item.