The Bewildered Giraffe

The Bewildered Giraffe looked for a set of lego to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Giraffe looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was fun. A vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Giraffe often carried a CD player that they would sometimes hug. It should be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item to select.

The Bewildered Giraffe desperately desired a spade to rub on his belly. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Giraffe desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Giraffe often carried a big sponge that they sometimes eat. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the thing selected.