A Crypting Giraffe

A Crypting Giraffe craved for a hat that they would sleep with. It should be a fairly astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crypting Giraffe desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crypting Giraffe desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it would be awesome. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

A Crypting Giraffe searched for a bag of poop to put up their bum. It is a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item selected.

A Crypting Giraffe owned a stapler to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

A Crypting Giraffe craved for a cucumber that they would often hug. It was considered to be an odd exercise, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.