The Hungry Giraffe

The Hungry Giraffe desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Giraffe carried a vibrator that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Hungry Giraffe desperately wanted a crown to experiment on. It was a fairly funny operation, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A crown is the item to opt for.

The Hungry Giraffe desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often throw. One might say this is a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Hungry Giraffe searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to throw. It is a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Giraffe always carried a condom that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.