The Fat Giraffe

The Fat Giraffe always kept a pen that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be wonderous. A pen would be the item chosen.

The Fat Giraffe wanted a painting of a melon to put down their trousers. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Giraffe desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a strange activity, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Giraffe needed a sponge to demolish. It was an unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to choose.

The Fat Giraffe searched for a pen that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pen being the thing selected.

The Fat Giraffe craved for a condom that they would sometimes eat. This seems a strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.