The Dodgy Giraffe

The Dodgy Giraffe desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. It was a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Giraffe searched for a stretchman that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a stretchman being the item selected.

The Dodgy Giraffe desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Giraffe always carried a bottle of beer to worship. It was a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, epic. A bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Giraffe desperately looked for a bat that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Giraffe often carried a computer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the chosen thing.