His Tired Giraffe

His Tired Giraffe always kept a chocolate bar to demolish. It would be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

His Tired Giraffe always had with them a condom to share. One might say this is an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was opted for.

His Tired Giraffe searched for a cheese grater that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

His Tired Giraffe desperately looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

His Tired Giraffe carried a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. A can of coke is the item that was chosen.

His Tired Giraffe found a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the thing opted for.