The Big Giraffe

The Big Giraffe carried a set of lego that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A set of lego being the item selected.

The Big Giraffe craved for a toilet brush to eat. One might say this is an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. A toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Big Giraffe always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Giraffe had a big sponge that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Giraffe always kept a sword that they would sleep with. It might be a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Big Giraffe desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would embrace. It is considered to be an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was awe-inspring. A porno magazine would be the chosen thing.