The Energetic Giraffe

The Energetic Giraffe often carried a custard pie that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Energetic Giraffe searched for a bat that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Energetic Giraffe found a melon to smash. This seems a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is amazing. A melon being the item selected.

The Energetic Giraffe desperately looked for a spade that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. A spade is the item to opt for.

The Energetic Giraffe desired a dildo that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a curious thought, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Energetic Giraffe wanted a bat that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.