My Talented Giraffe

My Talented Giraffe desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

My Talented Giraffe carried a pint of beer to put in the bath with him. This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

My Talented Giraffe desired a block of cheese that they would put up their bum. It should be a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

My Talented Giraffe desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often share. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

My Talented Giraffe desired a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. It would be a different operation, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

My Talented Giraffe always had with them a pint of cider that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.