Confused Giraffe

Confused Giraffe always kept a ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was amazing. Remarkably, a ball of all things.

Confused Giraffe often carried a helmet that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet having that done to it

Confused Giraffe desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Giraffe had a rubber johnny that they would occasionally smash. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Confused Giraffe searched for a bag of poop to experiment on. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Confused Giraffe desperately looked for a porno magazine to sit and look at. One might find this to be a strange operation, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to select.