His Beautiful Giraffe

His Beautiful Giraffe desperately looked for a melon to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be spectacular. Strangely, a melon having that done to it

His Beautiful Giraffe had a cucumber that they liked to eat. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cucumber of all things.

His Beautiful Giraffe owned a condom to share. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was out of this world. A condom being the item opted for.

His Beautiful Giraffe desperately craved for a hat that they would put in the bath with him. It is a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a hat was the item that was opted for.

His Beautiful Giraffe desperately searched for a bat that they would smash. It might be a curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a bat would be the item chosen.

His Beautiful Giraffe often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was simply life. A rubber chicken being the item selected.