The Dodgy Giraffe

The Dodgy Giraffe had a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Giraffe always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. A magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Giraffe desperately needed a cup that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a cup would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Giraffe often carried a melon that they would worship. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Giraffe desperately searched for a wig that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a wig being the item opted for.

The Dodgy Giraffe looked for a stretchman that they would often play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.