The Troubled Giraffe

The Troubled Giraffe had a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Giraffe always had with them a crown to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Giraffe craved for a condom that they liked to sleep with. It is a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Giraffe desperately wanted a ball to play with. One might say this is a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was miraculous. Strangely, a ball being the thing selected.

The Troubled Giraffe desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. A rubber chicken of all things.

The Troubled Giraffe searched for a hat that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.