Their Green Giraffe

Their Green Giraffe desperately wanted a stapler that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen item.

Their Green Giraffe desired a bottle of wine that they liked to annihilate It might have been a new idea, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Their Green Giraffe needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

Their Green Giraffe always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Their Green Giraffe looked for a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a weird proposal, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

Their Green Giraffe desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.