The Retarded Giraffe

The Retarded Giraffe desperately wanted a vibrator to worship. It might be a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Giraffe had a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly new action, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Giraffe had a helmet that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet of all things.

The Retarded Giraffe often carried a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Giraffe found a little monkey that they would often play with. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to select.

The Retarded Giraffe looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.