Their Crypting Giraffe

Their Crypting Giraffe carried a tomato that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a tomato was the chosen item.

Their Crypting Giraffe needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

Their Crypting Giraffe owned a little monkey that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was sublime. A little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

Their Crypting Giraffe needed a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. It would have been an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Their Crypting Giraffe always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Crypting Giraffe desperately searched for a painting of a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.