The Nervous Giraffe

The Nervous Giraffe desperately desired a lava lamp that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Giraffe carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Giraffe desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly strange operation, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be epic. A cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Nervous Giraffe searched for a cheese grater that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Giraffe desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to throw. This could be considered a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Nervous Giraffe desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.