Confused Giraffe

Confused Giraffe always carried a piece of paper to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Giraffe carried a sword that they would often sleep with. It should be a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was selected.

Confused Giraffe always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Giraffe had a cup that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Giraffe desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

Confused Giraffe desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes share. This seems an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.