My Red Giraffe

My Red Giraffe desperately desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

My Red Giraffe searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

My Red Giraffe desired a radiator that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

My Red Giraffe looked for a dildo that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be magnificent. Strangely, a dildo being the thing opted for.

My Red Giraffe often carried a melon that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Red Giraffe looked for a wig that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A wig is the thing to select.