The Boring Giraffe

The Boring Giraffe desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an original proposal, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Giraffe carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Giraffe looked for a rubber chicken that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Boring Giraffe wanted a radiator that they sometimes smash. It would be a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was epic. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Giraffe needed a stapler that they sometimes smash. It might be a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Giraffe desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to throw. It is a fairly exciting operation, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.