The Grumpy Giraffe

The Grumpy Giraffe had a computer that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Giraffe searched for a stapler that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Giraffe desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was breathtaking. A sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Giraffe desperately needed a stapler that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Giraffe always kept a bat that they would throw. This is certainly an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Giraffe desperately looked for a computer that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer having that done to it