The Crypting Giraffe

The Crypting Giraffe often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Crypting Giraffe had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Crypting Giraffe always kept a custard pie that they would experiment on. It might be a new action, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Crypting Giraffe desperately searched for a wig that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been an odd exercise, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Giraffe owned a pint of cider to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

The Crypting Giraffe desired a set square that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a set square is the item to select.