My Grumpy Giraffe

My Grumpy Giraffe carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

My Grumpy Giraffe always had with them a vibrator that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was magnificent. A vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Giraffe always carried a teapot that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was fun. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Giraffe craved for a set of lego to worship. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a set of lego was the chosen item.

My Grumpy Giraffe carried a teapot that they would eat. It should be a different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

My Grumpy Giraffe desperately needed a spade that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade of all things.