The Cheerful Giraffe

The Cheerful Giraffe had a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was entertaining. A bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Giraffe carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes worship. It is an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Giraffe found a sack of potatoes that they would often smash. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Cheerful Giraffe looked for a wig that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. A wig is the item to choose.

The Cheerful Giraffe carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Giraffe desperately craved for a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It should have been a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.