Funny Giraffe

Funny Giraffe looked for a lava lamp that they liked to eat. It is a new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

Funny Giraffe had a custard pie that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Funny Giraffe looked for a stretchman to try to balance on their head. It might have been an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A stretchman was the chosen item.

Funny Giraffe desperately searched for a mug to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a mug would be the chosen thing.

Funny Giraffe desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Funny Giraffe looked for a sword that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was selected.