The Funny Giraffe

The Funny Giraffe desperately desired a condom that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom of all things.

The Funny Giraffe desperately desired a vibrator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Funny Giraffe desperately needed a toilet brush that they would smash. It was considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Funny Giraffe desperately craved for a CD player that they would often throw. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Giraffe found a pint of beer that they would annihilate It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer of all things.

The Funny Giraffe often carried a tomato that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.